5 Reasons Oktoberfest is the Greatest Festival Ever Created
#5: Oh Those Bavarian Women.
While they’re already quite gorgeous, those few special weeks in September let a whole load of ridiculously nice German women put on clothes that really show off their assets. If you’re able to look away for a few minutes, you’ll realize that you’ve arrived in paradise and will never want to leave.
#4: They Never Stop Serving You.
There is no other bar that continues to serve people full 1L steins of beer far after they should have been cut off. Oktoberfest doesn’t discriminate by trying to judge how drunk you are — not only do they not have enough time for it, but getting that ridiculously drunk is actually part of the damn festival itself.
#3: German Music is… Special.
Even though the music those German bands play up on the stands is pretty ridiculous and nearly unlistenable at times, when you’ve downed 6 liters of beer and are busy flirting with a Bavarian beauty (or some other gorgeous European woman), you’ll appreciate nothing more than being able to sing a Village people song together and demonstrate your amazing dancing skills.
#2: Nowhere is Security So Insanely Tight.
When you have a tent with 8,000 people getting unbelievably drunk, there’s definitely going to be some tempers flaring. Glasses will go flying, people will get into fights, things will get messy — right? But it turns out the security at Oktoberfest is so ridiculously fast and well-controlled, that it’s almost impossible to actually see a fight, because it’s likely been broken up before even starting, and the instigators immediately thrown out.
#1: It’s Entirely Devoted to Beer.
There is nowhere else (not even in the other Oktoberfests around the world) where you can find such a wonderful system devoted entirely to delivering the largest quantity of beer possible into your body in a short time, and giving your intoxication unbelievable opportunities for fun and flirtation. Nowhere else in the world.
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